2008-09-14
Original: 2008-09-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with flame-like reddish hair, shown in profile in the foreground): (offscreen-facing, speaking to a second woman across the room) "WHAT?! IT'S JUST A FANTASY. GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A PRUDE!"
The second woman, with brown hair and a blue shirt, stands by a dresser holding a baseball glove/mitt, looking distressed.
Caption (below the panel): Ted refused to roleplay the guy I cheated with.
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman (smiling) listens to two speech bubbles.
Bubble 1: "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A DIVORCE."
Bubble 2: "NOT BAD, BUT WHEN HE SAID THAT, IT WAS IN A SEXY VOICE."
Woman (with flame-like reddish hair, shown in profile in the foreground): (offscreen-facing, speaking to a second woman across the room) "WHAT?! IT'S JUST A FANTASY. GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A PRUDE!"
The second woman, with brown hair and a blue shirt, stands by a dresser holding a baseball glove/mitt, looking distressed.
Caption (below the panel): Ted refused to roleplay the guy I cheated with.
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman (smiling) listens to two speech bubbles.
Bubble 1: "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A DIVORCE."
Bubble 2: "NOT BAD, BUT WHEN HE SAID THAT, IT WAS IN A SEXY VOICE."
Alt text
A woman with flame-like reddish hair, seen in profile up close in the foreground, shouts across a bedroom: "What?! It's just a fantasy. God, you're such a prude!" The other woman she's yelling at, with brown hair and a blue shirt, stands by a dresser clutching a baseball mitt and looking unhappy. The caption beneath reads: "Ted refused to roleplay the guy I cheated with." In the votey aftercomic, a smiling woman recounts a couple's argument shown as two speech bubbles: "I think it's time for a divorce." and then "Not bad, but when he said that, it was in a sexy voice." The joke: an outsider finds the doomed-marriage line oddly hot.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.