2008-09-15
Original: 2008-09-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A bald, slightly stubbled man in a green shirt stands behind a counter, holding out a yellow box/package labeled "DOLPHIN FREE". He is speaking to a customer (seen from behind, in the foreground).
Customer (off-panel, foreground): THERE A PROBLEM?
Customer: SHOULD A COMPANY REALLY NEED TO CERTIFY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Clerk (green shirt): LOOK, TO BE HONEST, THAT'S NOT EVEN 100% GUARANTEED.
Caption below panel: I need to find a new porno store.
Votey:
Two panels. A muscular, smiling shirtless man (wearing briefs marked "ZW") stands at right.
Man: HI, I'M THE PLUMBER, HERE TO LAY SOME PIPE.
A dolphin (at left) replies: EE-EE-EE-EE!
A bald, slightly stubbled man in a green shirt stands behind a counter, holding out a yellow box/package labeled "DOLPHIN FREE". He is speaking to a customer (seen from behind, in the foreground).
Customer (off-panel, foreground): THERE A PROBLEM?
Customer: SHOULD A COMPANY REALLY NEED TO CERTIFY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Clerk (green shirt): LOOK, TO BE HONEST, THAT'S NOT EVEN 100% GUARANTEED.
Caption below panel: I need to find a new porno store.
Votey:
Two panels. A muscular, smiling shirtless man (wearing briefs marked "ZW") stands at right.
Man: HI, I'M THE PLUMBER, HERE TO LAY SOME PIPE.
A dolphin (at left) replies: EE-EE-EE-EE!
Alt text
Single-panel comic: a bald man in a green shirt stands behind a counter holding out a yellow box labeled "DOLPHIN FREE." A customer, seen from behind in the foreground, asks "There a problem? Should a company really need to certify something like that?" The clerk replies, "Look, to be honest, that's not even 100% guaranteed." The caption below reads: "I need to find a new porno store" — revealing the "dolphin free" product is pornography, and the joke is that it isn't even guaranteed dolphin-free. Votey (two-panel aftercomic): a smiling, muscular shirtless man in briefs marked "ZW" says "Hi, I'm the plumber, here to lay some pipe," and a dolphin facing him responds "Ee-ee-ee-ee!" — setting up dolphin pornography.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.