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2008-05-25

Original: 2008-05-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair (the boy's mother), leaning down toward a young boy with red-orange hair who looks unhappy.
Mother: "Honey, I know some kids at school said some mean things to you. But, I'm gonna tell you a little story about someone else who also got called bad names."

Caption below the panel:
Halfway through, Mom realized that there isn't a story about a "little fatass duckling."

Votey:
The mother, drawn in a simple sketchy style, looking dismayed.
Mother: "Geez. I guess you're screwed."

Alt text

A mother with brown hair leans down toward her sullen red-haired young son and says, "Honey, I know some kids at school said some mean things to you. But, I'm gonna tell you a little story about someone else who also got called bad names." A caption underneath reads: Halfway through, Mom realized that there isn't a story about a "little fatass duckling" — the obvious analogy to The Ugly Duckling falls apart because the cruel nickname the boy got isn't "ugly." Votey: the mother, drawn loosely, looks dismayed and admits, "Geez. I guess you're screwed."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.