2008-05-13
Original: 2008-05-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A group of officials sits across from Superman at a meeting. One of the officials (a bald man holding a paper labeled "DEMANDS") speaks.
Official: "Superman, we can't just give you 'rights to all of Earth's women.'"
Superman (holding a small scale model of the Earth in one hand and a small scale model of the Moon in the other): "What'd you say? Sorry, I was busy crushing this scale model of the moon into this scale model of Earth."
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch panel. A small terrified figure is being crushed by an enormous hand/fist.
Sound effect: "BOOM! BLAM!"
A group of officials sits across from Superman at a meeting. One of the officials (a bald man holding a paper labeled "DEMANDS") speaks.
Official: "Superman, we can't just give you 'rights to all of Earth's women.'"
Superman (holding a small scale model of the Earth in one hand and a small scale model of the Moon in the other): "What'd you say? Sorry, I was busy crushing this scale model of the moon into this scale model of Earth."
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch panel. A small terrified figure is being crushed by an enormous hand/fist.
Sound effect: "BOOM! BLAM!"
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: Superman sits across a table from a group of nervous officials. A bald official holding a paper headed "DEMANDS" tells him, "Superman, we can't just give you 'rights to all of Earth's women.'" Superman, casually holding a tiny scale model of Earth in one hand and a tiny scale model of the Moon in the other, replies, "What'd you say? Sorry, I was busy crushing this scale model of the moon into this scale model of Earth." The implied threat: he could do the same to the real planet. Votey (aftercomic), a crude black-and-white sketch: a giant fist crushes a tiny screaming figure, with the sound effect "BOOM! BLAM!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.