2008-05-10
Original: 2008-05-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: PREMATURE EJACULATION: A GUIDE
Two columns are labeled.
Left column header: NORMAL PERSON
Right column header: COMPUTER PERSON
Left panel (NORMAL PERSON): A shirtless young man with red hair looks abashed.
Man: "Oh god. I'm sorry honey... Geez..."
Right panel (COMPUTER PERSON): A shirtless man with brown hair and a goatee looks wide-eyed and alarmed.
Man: "Undo! Undo!"
Votey:
A loosely sketched face with text above it reading "Rebooting..."
Two columns are labeled.
Left column header: NORMAL PERSON
Right column header: COMPUTER PERSON
Left panel (NORMAL PERSON): A shirtless young man with red hair looks abashed.
Man: "Oh god. I'm sorry honey... Geez..."
Right panel (COMPUTER PERSON): A shirtless man with brown hair and a goatee looks wide-eyed and alarmed.
Man: "Undo! Undo!"
Votey:
A loosely sketched face with text above it reading "Rebooting..."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic titled "Premature Ejaculation: A Guide," comparing how two types of people react. The left panel, labeled "Normal Person," shows a shirtless red-haired man looking embarrassed and saying, "Oh god. I'm sorry honey... Geez..." The right panel, labeled "Computer Person," shows a shirtless brown-haired man with a goatee, wide-eyed and panicked, shouting, "Undo! Undo!" as if trying to command software. The votey (bonus panel) is a rough sketch of a face with the word "Rebooting..." written above it, continuing the joke that the computer person's brain responds like a crashing machine.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.