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2008-05-11

Original: 2008-05-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with red hair pulled back (standing, in yellow) faces a man in a pink shirt and a woman with curly orange/red hair in a blue shirt, who are seated together on a couch.
Woman with curly hair: WE JUST THINK YOU SHOULD OPEN A LITTLE SAVINGS ACCOUNT NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR PROMOTION.
Woman in yellow: YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY!

Caption beneath the panel:
I was talking more about stuffing Dad's body and stapling it to the couch.

Votey:
A close-up sketch of a face with an intense, wide-eyed expression.
Face: We are in perfect unity

Alt text

A color comic panel: a red-haired woman in yellow stands arguing with a man in a pink shirt and a curly-haired woman in blue who sit together on a couch. The seated woman says, 'We just think you should open a little savings account now that you got your promotion.' The standing woman snaps back, 'You're acting crazy!' The caption below reveals the dark twist: 'I was talking more about stuffing Dad's body and stapling it to the couch.' Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up sketch of a wide-eyed, unsettling face with a speech bubble reading, 'We are in perfect unity.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.