2008-05-17
Original: 2008-05-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man named Steve sits in an office cubicle at his computer, singing his own theme song aloud. Musical notes float around the speech bubble. A coworker peeks over the cubicle wall watching him.
Steve (singing): "KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS, IT'S STEVE! F-KIN' STEVE FROM ACCOUUUUNTING!"
Caption (below panel): Bring Your Own Theme Song Day ended up being a one-time event.
Votey:
A close-up of Steve, looking sadder, still singing with musical notes around the bubble.
Steve (singing): "STEVE DOESN'T MISS HIS KIDS! HE'S GLAD MARCIA DIVORCED HIM!"
A balding man named Steve sits in an office cubicle at his computer, singing his own theme song aloud. Musical notes float around the speech bubble. A coworker peeks over the cubicle wall watching him.
Steve (singing): "KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' ASS, IT'S STEVE! F-KIN' STEVE FROM ACCOUUUUNTING!"
Caption (below panel): Bring Your Own Theme Song Day ended up being a one-time event.
Votey:
A close-up of Steve, looking sadder, still singing with musical notes around the bubble.
Steve (singing): "STEVE DOESN'T MISS HIS KIDS! HE'S GLAD MARCIA DIVORCED HIM!"
Alt text
A balding man named Steve sits at his computer in an office cubicle, belting out his own theme song with musical notes floating around him while a coworker peeks over the cubicle wall watching. He sings: "Kickin' ass and kickin' ass and kickin' ass and kickin' ass and kickin' ass, it's Steve! F-kin' Steve from accouuuunting!" A caption reads: "Bring Your Own Theme Song Day ended up being a one-time event." In the votey, a sadder close-up of Steve continues singing: "Steve doesn't miss his kids! He's glad Marcia divorced him!" — the upbeat theme song revealing his personal misery.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.