2008-05-07
Original: 2008-05-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with reddish-brown hair (the dad), grinning, stands with two smiling women on either side of him. He addresses a young boy who is holding up a report card.
Dad: "A C-MINUS IN ALGEBRA? LOOKS LIKE I SLEEP WITH TWO HOOKERS TONIGHT."
The boy holds a paper labeled "REPORT CARD."
Caption (below panel): "I didn't recognize the conflict of interest until Dad started hiding my books."
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn smiling face leans in, speaking.
Face: "Want some awesome drugs?"
A man with reddish-brown hair (the dad), grinning, stands with two smiling women on either side of him. He addresses a young boy who is holding up a report card.
Dad: "A C-MINUS IN ALGEBRA? LOOKS LIKE I SLEEP WITH TWO HOOKERS TONIGHT."
The boy holds a paper labeled "REPORT CARD."
Caption (below panel): "I didn't recognize the conflict of interest until Dad started hiding my books."
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn smiling face leans in, speaking.
Face: "Want some awesome drugs?"
Alt text
Main comic: A grinning dad with reddish hair stands flanked by two smiling women. He looks down at his young son, who holds up a paper labeled 'REPORT CARD.' The dad says, 'A C-MINUS IN ALGEBRA? LOOKS LIKE I SLEEP WITH TWO HOOKERS TONIGHT.' A caption below reads, 'I didn't recognize the conflict of interest until Dad started hiding my books.' The joke: the dad rewards his son's poor grades with hookers, so he sabotages the kid's schoolwork. Votey: A crudely drawn smiling face leans in and asks, 'Want some awesome drugs?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.