2008-04-09
Original: 2008-04-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a balding man in a blue shirt and tie): SON, I KNOW KIDS GET ALL SORTS OF INFORMATION ONLINE THESE DAYS, AND, WELL... NOW THAT YOU'RE A YOUNG ADULT, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SEX.
Panel 2:
Caption box: 10 MINUTES LATER...
(The father and the red-haired son sit together in front of a computer monitor.)
Son: AND GIRLS LIKE THAT?
Father: AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND, GIRLS LIKE EVERYTHING.
Votey:
Hand-drawn close-up of a smiling bald man's face, with a thought/speech bubble above: "Bless you, Internet,"
Father (a balding man in a blue shirt and tie): SON, I KNOW KIDS GET ALL SORTS OF INFORMATION ONLINE THESE DAYS, AND, WELL... NOW THAT YOU'RE A YOUNG ADULT, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SEX.
Panel 2:
Caption box: 10 MINUTES LATER...
(The father and the red-haired son sit together in front of a computer monitor.)
Son: AND GIRLS LIKE THAT?
Father: AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND, GIRLS LIKE EVERYTHING.
Votey:
Hand-drawn close-up of a smiling bald man's face, with a thought/speech bubble above: "Bless you, Internet,"
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A balding father in a blue shirt and tie stands and says to his red-haired son, "Son, I know kids get all sorts of information online these days, and, well... now that you're a young adult, I think we should talk about sex." Panel 2: Labeled "10 minutes later...", the father and son now sit together in front of a computer monitor. The son asks, "And girls like that?" The father replies, "As far as I understand, girls like everything." The joke: the father is learning about sex from internet porn alongside his son rather than giving a real talk. Votey: A simple hand-drawn close-up of a contentedly smiling bald man's face with a bubble reading "Bless you, Internet,".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.