2008-03-24
Original: 2008-03-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with blonde hair, standing in a doorway, speaks to a man with orange flame-like hair (named Ted) who is seen from behind.
Woman: "I was walking along the beach where we kissed for the first time, and... I realized our differences ARE reconcilable. I love you, Ted. The kids love you. Let's be a family again."
Caption (below panel): It didn't occur to me what day it was until she got me to sit on the whoopie cushion.
Votey:
A simple black-and-white sketch: two children grinning and pointing (laughing) at the man, framed in a window or doorway.
A woman with blonde hair, standing in a doorway, speaks to a man with orange flame-like hair (named Ted) who is seen from behind.
Woman: "I was walking along the beach where we kissed for the first time, and... I realized our differences ARE reconcilable. I love you, Ted. The kids love you. Let's be a family again."
Caption (below panel): It didn't occur to me what day it was until she got me to sit on the whoopie cushion.
Votey:
A simple black-and-white sketch: two children grinning and pointing (laughing) at the man, framed in a window or doorway.
Alt text
An SMBC comic. In the colored main panel, a blonde woman stands in a doorway speaking earnestly to a man with orange flame-like hair (Ted), shown from behind. Her speech bubble reads: "I was walking along the beach where we kissed for the first time, and... I realized our differences ARE reconcilable. I love you, Ted. The kids love you. Let's be a family again." The caption below reads: "It didn't occur to me what day it was until she got me to sit on the whoopie cushion." The joke: the heartfelt reconciliation speech was an April Fools' prank to get him to sit on a whoopie cushion. The black-and-white votey shows two children grinning and pointing at him, laughing at the gag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.