2008-02-29
Original: 2008-02-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (yellow): FAILED CHILDREN'S BOOKS!
Three children's book covers are displayed against a black background.
Book 1 (top left, pink cover): A smiling child in a wide-brimmed hat, with a Confederate flag design. Title: THE -Littlest- CONFEDERATE
Book 2 (top right, green cover): Two smiling cartoon faces above a pink heart. Title: SAFER SEX THRU ABORTION!
Book 3 (bottom center): A red-haired child in a green shirt looks frustrated/annoyed, standing in front of a wall covered in graffiti, with a sky-and-water scene behind. Title (censored): F--K THOSE F--KERS!
Caption (below, with a small running-figure icon): Although none of these works were successful, "F--k Those F--kers" was a cult hit among f--kers.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: That first one actually exists.
Three children's book covers are displayed against a black background.
Book 1 (top left, pink cover): A smiling child in a wide-brimmed hat, with a Confederate flag design. Title: THE -Littlest- CONFEDERATE
Book 2 (top right, green cover): Two smiling cartoon faces above a pink heart. Title: SAFER SEX THRU ABORTION!
Book 3 (bottom center): A red-haired child in a green shirt looks frustrated/annoyed, standing in front of a wall covered in graffiti, with a sky-and-water scene behind. Title (censored): F--K THOSE F--KERS!
Caption (below, with a small running-figure icon): Although none of these works were successful, "F--k Those F--kers" was a cult hit among f--kers.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a box: That first one actually exists.
Alt text
An SMBC comic titled "FAILED CHILDREN'S BOOKS!" shows three mock children's book covers on a black background. Top left: "THE Littlest CONFEDERATE," a smiling child in a wide-brimmed hat over a Confederate flag design. Top right: "SAFER SEX THRU ABORTION!" with two cheerful cartoon faces above a pink heart. Bottom center: "F--k Those F--kers!" showing a scowling red-haired kid in front of a graffiti-covered wall. The caption reads: "Although none of these works were successful, 'F--k Those F--kers' was a cult hit among f--kers." Votey (aftercomic): handwritten note reading "That first one actually exists" — acknowledging that a real book titled 'The Littlest Confederate' exists.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.