2008-02-27
Original: 2008-02-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (holding a sheet of paper covered in tiny handwriting) to a blonde woman:
Man: I WROTE A SONNET NAMING AND DESCRIBING EACH OF YOUR 132,148 HAIRS.
Caption (below panel):
Liz felt this was inappropriate use of the back of a restraining order
Votey:
The man, looking upset and holding the paper:
Man: HEY! WHERE'S #91,268!? YOU'VE CHANGED!
A man with brown hair (holding a sheet of paper covered in tiny handwriting) to a blonde woman:
Man: I WROTE A SONNET NAMING AND DESCRIBING EACH OF YOUR 132,148 HAIRS.
Caption (below panel):
Liz felt this was inappropriate use of the back of a restraining order
Votey:
The man, looking upset and holding the paper:
Man: HEY! WHERE'S #91,268!? YOU'VE CHANGED!
Alt text
A brown-haired man holds out a sheet of paper densely covered in tiny handwriting toward a wary-looking blonde woman. He says, "I wrote a sonnet naming and describing each of your 132,148 hairs." A caption below reads: "Liz felt this was inappropriate use of the back of a restraining order." Votey: In a rough black-and-white sketch, the same man looks distressed at the paper and exclaims, "Hey! Where's #91,268!? You've changed!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.