2008-03-03
Original: 2008-03-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like orange hair in a lab coat stands in a laboratory, gesturing triumphantly. Two other men in lab coats look on from behind him. A chalkboard with an equation is on the left wall.
Orange-haired man: THAT'S MY LAST DAY IN THIS SECOND-RATE LAB! BEHOLD! SEX CHANGE IN A PILL!
Chalkboard: =C·[P₀,ω]+E[ω,ρ,]
Panel 2:
Caption box: SOON...
A bar scene. The orange-haired person has been transformed into a woman with long orange hair, looking down with a stunned, dismayed expression. The two other men from the lab sit at the bar, one smirking with a hand to his mouth. Beer bottles and shot glasses sit on the bar.
Transformed person: WHAT THE — OH REAL FUNNY, GUYS.
Votey:
A close-up of the transformed woman's face, looking angry and incredulous, drawn in a rough sketch style.
Speech: AND you salted my beer?!
A man with flame-like orange hair in a lab coat stands in a laboratory, gesturing triumphantly. Two other men in lab coats look on from behind him. A chalkboard with an equation is on the left wall.
Orange-haired man: THAT'S MY LAST DAY IN THIS SECOND-RATE LAB! BEHOLD! SEX CHANGE IN A PILL!
Chalkboard: =C·[P₀,ω]+E[ω,ρ,]
Panel 2:
Caption box: SOON...
A bar scene. The orange-haired person has been transformed into a woman with long orange hair, looking down with a stunned, dismayed expression. The two other men from the lab sit at the bar, one smirking with a hand to his mouth. Beer bottles and shot glasses sit on the bar.
Transformed person: WHAT THE — OH REAL FUNNY, GUYS.
Votey:
A close-up of the transformed woman's face, looking angry and incredulous, drawn in a rough sketch style.
Speech: AND you salted my beer?!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a man with flame-like orange hair in a lab coat stands in a laboratory, arms spread triumphantly, while two other lab-coated men watch. He declares: "That's my last day in this second-rate lab! Behold! Sex change in a pill!" A chalkboard shows an equation. Panel 2 is captioned "Soon..." and shows a bar. The orange-haired scientist has been transformed into a woman with long orange hair, standing and looking down in stunned dismay. The two other men sit at the bar smirking, surrounded by beer bottles and shot glasses. She says: "What the — oh REAL funny, guys." The joke: his colleagues secretly slipped him the sex-change pill as a prank. Votey (aftercomic): a rough sketch close-up of the woman's angry, incredulous face adding, "AND you salted my beer?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.