2008-03-09
Original: 2008-03-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with orange hair (seen from behind, holding a small piece of paper) confronts a man in a blue shirt.
Woman: I CAN TELL YOU JUST CHANGED THIS! THE INK IS STILL WET!
Man: LOOK, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
Panel 2 (close-up of a spiral notebook):
LIFE GOALS
#3: MARRY SUPERMODEL ["SUPERMODEL" crossed out] OKAY-LOOKING GIRL
Votey:
Close-up of the spiral notebook again, another life goal shown.
LIFE GOALS
#2 HAVE SEX WITH ANGELINA JOLIE ["ANGELINA JOLIE" crossed out] MY WIFE
A woman with orange hair (seen from behind, holding a small piece of paper) confronts a man in a blue shirt.
Woman: I CAN TELL YOU JUST CHANGED THIS! THE INK IS STILL WET!
Man: LOOK, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
Panel 2 (close-up of a spiral notebook):
LIFE GOALS
#3: MARRY SUPERMODEL ["SUPERMODEL" crossed out] OKAY-LOOKING GIRL
Votey:
Close-up of the spiral notebook again, another life goal shown.
LIFE GOALS
#2 HAVE SEX WITH ANGELINA JOLIE ["ANGELINA JOLIE" crossed out] MY WIFE
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with orange hair, seen from behind holding a small slip of paper, confronts a man in a blue shirt. She says, 'I can tell you just changed this! The ink is still wet!' He replies, 'Look, I was only trying to make you feel good about yourself.' The second panel is a close-up of a spiral notebook headed 'LIFE GOALS' reading '#3: Marry supermodel' with 'supermodel' crossed out and replaced by 'okay-looking girl' — a goal he hastily downgraded to flatter her. Votey (aftercomic): another close-up of the same 'LIFE GOALS' notebook reading '#2 Have sex with Angelina Jolie,' with 'Angelina Jolie' crossed out and replaced by 'my wife,' revealing he edited multiple goals.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.