2008-03-13
Original: 2008-03-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Disciple (a man with orange hair, holding a basket of bread and fish): MY LORD, WE HAVE 1,000 PEOPLE TO FEED, AND ONLY THESE FEW LOAVES OF BREAD AND FISH!
Long-haired robed figure (Jesus): FEAR NOT, MY DISCIPLES. WE SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
Panel 2:
Caption: 10 YEARS LATER...
The orange-haired disciple, now addressing a crowd: AND SOON, ALL 900 OF US WERE FED!
Votey:
The long-haired robed figure (Jesus), gesturing: DID I MENTION THAT GOD IS ALL-FORGIVING?
Disciple (a man with orange hair, holding a basket of bread and fish): MY LORD, WE HAVE 1,000 PEOPLE TO FEED, AND ONLY THESE FEW LOAVES OF BREAD AND FISH!
Long-haired robed figure (Jesus): FEAR NOT, MY DISCIPLES. WE SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
Panel 2:
Caption: 10 YEARS LATER...
The orange-haired disciple, now addressing a crowd: AND SOON, ALL 900 OF US WERE FED!
Votey:
The long-haired robed figure (Jesus), gesturing: DID I MENTION THAT GOD IS ALL-FORGIVING?
Alt text
A two-panel color comic retelling the loaves-and-fishes miracle. Panel 1: On a hillside, an orange-haired disciple holds a basket of bread and fish and says to a long-haired robed figure (Jesus), "My lord, we have 1,000 people to feed, and only these few loaves of bread and fish!" Jesus calmly replies, "Fear not, my disciples. We shall not go hungry." Panel 2: A caption reads "10 years later..." The same orange-haired disciple, now telling the story to a crowd, proudly declares, "And soon, all 900 of us were fed!" — implying the missing 100 people were eaten to feed the rest. Votey (a small black-and-white follow-up panel): Jesus, gesturing awkwardly, adds, "Did I mention that God is all-forgiving?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.