2008-03-10
Original: 2008-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two men sit close together against a dark red background. A man with brown hair (in a blue shirt) cries out in pain while a man with orange/red hair (in a green shirt) leans against him.
Brown-haired man: MY LEGS... OH GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
Orange-haired man: BE AT EASE, MY FRIEND... DEATH WILL SOON BE UPON YOU.
Caption (below panel): It was the greatest wedgie of all time.
Votey:
A loosely sketched black-and-white drawing of a person being hoisted up by their underwear in a dramatic wedgie, their body bent and dangling. The cartoonist's small signature mark is in the lower right corner.
Two men sit close together against a dark red background. A man with brown hair (in a blue shirt) cries out in pain while a man with orange/red hair (in a green shirt) leans against him.
Brown-haired man: MY LEGS... OH GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
Orange-haired man: BE AT EASE, MY FRIEND... DEATH WILL SOON BE UPON YOU.
Caption (below panel): It was the greatest wedgie of all time.
Votey:
A loosely sketched black-and-white drawing of a person being hoisted up by their underwear in a dramatic wedgie, their body bent and dangling. The cartoonist's small signature mark is in the lower right corner.
Alt text
Two men sit pressed together against a dark red background. A brown-haired man in a blue shirt grimaces in agony, shouting, "My legs... oh God, I can't feel my legs!" The orange-haired man in a green shirt leaning on him replies gravely, "Be at ease, my friend... death will soon be upon you," as if delivering last rites on a battlefield. A caption below deflates the drama: "It was the greatest wedgie of all time." The votey is a rough black-and-white sketch of a person being yanked up by their underwear in an enormous wedgie, body bent and dangling.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.