2008-03-05

A man and a woman sit facing each other in chairs. The woman, seen from behind, says, "I have a confession... I've been cheating on you with your long lost son." The man, smiling and excited, replies, "My David?! You found my David?!" The woman then says, "Well, okay, only part of that confession was true." The joke: he's so thrilled about finding his lost son that the infidelity barely registers. Votey: a close-up of a woman with a teary, distressed face as a voice says, "It is SO not sexy when you cry."