2008-01-22
Original: 2008-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two people stand in silhouette in the foreground, facing a red-haired young man across a living room. The red-haired man looks uncomfortable.
Silhouetted person (speaking): "Your mom and I want you to know that we have, just, an INCREDIBLY HOT sex life."
Caption (below panel): "Sometimes, I really hate my best friend."
Votey:
No text. A wordless image showing three figures in silhouette standing together, with a fourth figure (an arm/hand visible) reaching toward them from the lower right.
Two people stand in silhouette in the foreground, facing a red-haired young man across a living room. The red-haired man looks uncomfortable.
Silhouetted person (speaking): "Your mom and I want you to know that we have, just, an INCREDIBLY HOT sex life."
Caption (below panel): "Sometimes, I really hate my best friend."
Votey:
No text. A wordless image showing three figures in silhouette standing together, with a fourth figure (an arm/hand visible) reaching toward them from the lower right.
Alt text
A young red-haired man stands awkwardly in a living room, looking pained, while two adults shown only in dark silhouette face him. One silhouetted figure says, "Your mom and I want you to know that we have, just, an INCREDIBLY HOT sex life." A caption beneath the panel reads, "Sometimes, I really hate my best friend" — revealing the embarrassed young man is the narrator and these are his best friend's parents. Votey (aftercomic): a wordless black-and-white image of three figures standing together in silhouette, with another figure's hand reaching toward them from the lower right.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.