2008-01-20
Original: 2008-01-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange hair, sitting on a bed in a white t-shirt and polka-dot boxers, fiddling nervously with a small object in his hands. A woman with brown hair sits across from him, seen from behind.
Woman: WAIT! I DON'T WANT TO MOVE TOO FAST AND JEOPARDIZE A POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP.
Man: OH, DON'T WORRY. HONESTLY, I'M NOT REALLY ALL THAT INTO YOU.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, smiling with relief.
Woman: Oh thank God
A man with orange hair, sitting on a bed in a white t-shirt and polka-dot boxers, fiddling nervously with a small object in his hands. A woman with brown hair sits across from him, seen from behind.
Woman: WAIT! I DON'T WANT TO MOVE TOO FAST AND JEOPARDIZE A POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP.
Man: OH, DON'T WORRY. HONESTLY, I'M NOT REALLY ALL THAT INTO YOU.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, smiling with relief.
Woman: Oh thank God
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: a nervous orange-haired man in a t-shirt and polka-dot boxers sits on a bed fiddling with something in his hands, while a brown-haired woman sits across from him (seen from behind). She says, 'Wait! I don't want to move too fast and jeopardize a potential relationship.' He replies, 'Oh, don't worry. Honestly, I'm not really all that into you.' Votey (aftercomic, in loose hand-drawn style): a close-up of the woman's face, now smiling with evident relief, saying 'Oh thank God.' The joke: his blunt lack of interest is exactly the reassurance she wanted to hear.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.