2008-01-21
Original: 2008-01-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair in a pink shirt stands over a man lying on the floor, pointing a pistol at him.
Woman: MAKE WITH THE ROMANCE! NOW!!
Man: UH! UH! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE F**KIN' TWILIGHT! THERE, I SAID TWILIGHT! THAT'S ROMANTIC!
Woman: MORE! NOW!!
Caption (below panel): This would've been easier if I knew who she was.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's face, looking strained/desperate, sweating, as he shouts more romantic lines.
Man: Tulips! Fuckin' tulips! Tulips!
A woman with red hair in a pink shirt stands over a man lying on the floor, pointing a pistol at him.
Woman: MAKE WITH THE ROMANCE! NOW!!
Man: UH! UH! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE F**KIN' TWILIGHT! THERE, I SAID TWILIGHT! THAT'S ROMANTIC!
Woman: MORE! NOW!!
Caption (below panel): This would've been easier if I knew who she was.
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's face, looking strained/desperate, sweating, as he shouts more romantic lines.
Man: Tulips! Fuckin' tulips! Tulips!
Alt text
A red-haired woman in a pink shirt stands over a man sprawled on the floor and aims a pistol at him, demanding: "MAKE WITH THE ROMANCE! NOW!!" The panicked man blurts, "UH! UH! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE F**KIN' TWILIGHT! THERE, I SAID TWILIGHT! THAT'S ROMANTIC!" She presses on: "MORE! NOW!!" A caption beneath reads: "This would've been easier if I knew who she was." The joke: he's being forced at gunpoint to improvise romance for a woman he doesn't even recognize. Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of the sweating, strained man's face as he keeps frantically grasping for romantic words, shouting, "Tulips! Fuckin' tulips! Tulips!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.