2008-01-19
Original: 2008-01-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Jesus (a robed, long-haired bearded man), hand on his chin, thinking: "THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD. HOW CAN I SHOW THEM I CARE?"
Panel 2:
A newspaper headline: "JESUS APPEARS ON GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH"
Votey:
No dialogue. A thin man stands beside a kitchen counter, looking at a grilled cheese sandwich resting on the counter in front of him.
Jesus (a robed, long-haired bearded man), hand on his chin, thinking: "THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD. HOW CAN I SHOW THEM I CARE?"
Panel 2:
A newspaper headline: "JESUS APPEARS ON GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH"
Votey:
No dialogue. A thin man stands beside a kitchen counter, looking at a grilled cheese sandwich resting on the counter in front of him.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: Jesus, drawn as a robed man with long brown hair and a beard, holds his hand to his chin in thought against a blue sky and water background, and thinks, "There are starving people all over the world. How can I show them I care?" Panel 2: A newspaper lies on a yellow background with the large headline "JESUS APPEARS ON GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH" -- the punchline being that his chosen way to show he cares is appearing as a miraculous image on a sandwich rather than feeding anyone. Votey (a small black-and-white bonus panel): a thin, balding man stands at a kitchen counter staring down at a grilled cheese sandwich sitting on the counter.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.