2008-01-26
Original: 2008-01-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man behind a teller window speaks to a customer at the counter.
Teller (a balding man in a green polo): "I'M PRETTY SURE WE DON'T ACCEPT IOUs ENDORSED BY SATAN."
The customer (a person in a red shirt with curly hair) is sliding a paper note across the counter; the note reads: "INFINITY DOLLARS".
Caption below the comic:
Life tip:
When selling your soul, always ask for cash up front.
Votey:
Handwritten text at the top: "That guy's a real dick."
Below it, a drawn face of a balding man (the teller) looking annoyed/grumpy.
A man behind a teller window speaks to a customer at the counter.
Teller (a balding man in a green polo): "I'M PRETTY SURE WE DON'T ACCEPT IOUs ENDORSED BY SATAN."
The customer (a person in a red shirt with curly hair) is sliding a paper note across the counter; the note reads: "INFINITY DOLLARS".
Caption below the comic:
Life tip:
When selling your soul, always ask for cash up front.
Votey:
Handwritten text at the top: "That guy's a real dick."
Below it, a drawn face of a balding man (the teller) looking annoyed/grumpy.
Alt text
A bank teller in a green polo stands behind a service window and says to a customer, "I'm pretty sure we don't accept IOUs endorsed by Satan." The customer, seen from behind in a red shirt, is sliding a handwritten note across the counter that reads "INFINITY DOLLARS." Caption: "Life tip: When selling your soul, always ask for cash up front." Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn grumpy face of the balding teller with the handwritten note above it: "That guy's a real dick."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.