ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-02-04

Original: 2008-02-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with reddish-brown hair (facing a man seen from behind, who has short brown hair and glasses): WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! DOES IT REALLY COUNT AS CHEATING IF I'M MARRIED TO HIM TOO?

Votey:
A roughly-sketched close-up of the woman's face, looking serious. A speech bubble points to her: The family is the bedrock of America.

Alt text

A woman with reddish-brown hair stands facing a man shown from behind (short brown hair, glasses). She protests defensively: "Woah, woah, woah! Does it REALLY count as cheating if I'm married to him too?" — implying she has secretly married the other man as well. Votey: a loose black-and-white sketch close-up of the woman's face, now looking grave and self-righteous, with a speech bubble reading "The family is the bedrock of America."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.