2008-01-15
Original: 2008-01-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair, wearing a green shirt, smiles as he hands a small sign to a blonde woman in a teal top and pink skirt, viewed from behind. The handheld sign reads: "-DIE- -BITCH- -DIE-".
Man: THESE AREN'T ROSES! FREUDIAN SLIP!
Woman: I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS.
Caption below the panel:
Life Tip:
It doesn't count as an accident if you do it 3 dates in a row.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch. The same woman (seen from behind) stands at left while the man runs away to the right, having snatched something.
Woman: MY PURSE!
Man: FREUDIAN SLIP!
A man with brown hair, wearing a green shirt, smiles as he hands a small sign to a blonde woman in a teal top and pink skirt, viewed from behind. The handheld sign reads: "-DIE- -BITCH- -DIE-".
Man: THESE AREN'T ROSES! FREUDIAN SLIP!
Woman: I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS.
Caption below the panel:
Life Tip:
It doesn't count as an accident if you do it 3 dates in a row.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch. The same woman (seen from behind) stands at left while the man runs away to the right, having snatched something.
Woman: MY PURSE!
Man: FREUDIAN SLIP!
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A smiling brown-haired man in a green shirt hands a small handheld sign to a blonde woman (seen from behind) in a teal top and pink skirt, against a purple city skyline. The sign reads "-DIE- -BITCH- -DIE-". The man says, "These aren't roses! Freudian slip!" The woman replies, "I don't think you know what that term means." A caption below reads: "Life Tip: It doesn't count as an accident if you do it 3 dates in a row." Votey (a rough black-and-white sketch): the man sprints away after grabbing something from the woman, who exclaims "My purse!" The man shouts back, "Freudian slip!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.