2008-02-01
Original: 2008-02-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like red hair, wearing a yellow shirt, walks toward an open door. A woman with brown hair, wearing a pink shirt, sits on a couch in the living room.
Man: GONNA GO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
Woman: NOPE. CAN'T DO THAT.
Man: WAIT, WHAT?!
Caption (below panel): There are some serious downsides to marriage.
Votey:
The woman (seen from behind) and the man continue the conversation.
Woman: NO DISAPPEARING FOR SIX MONTHS.
Man: OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP!
A man with flame-like red hair, wearing a yellow shirt, walks toward an open door. A woman with brown hair, wearing a pink shirt, sits on a couch in the living room.
Man: GONNA GO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
Woman: NOPE. CAN'T DO THAT.
Man: WAIT, WHAT?!
Caption (below panel): There are some serious downsides to marriage.
Votey:
The woman (seen from behind) and the man continue the conversation.
Woman: NO DISAPPEARING FOR SIX MONTHS.
Man: OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP!
Alt text
A man with flame-like red hair in a yellow shirt heads toward the door of a living room where a woman in a pink shirt sits on the couch. He announces, "Gonna go have sex with another woman." She replies flatly, "Nope. Can't do that." He turns, startled: "Wait, what?!" Caption: "There are some serious downsides to marriage." In the votey, drawn in black-and-white, the woman (seen from behind) adds, "No disappearing for six months," and the man throws up his hands, exasperated: "Okay, now you're just making stuff up!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.