2008-01-31
Original: 2008-01-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange hair in an orange shirt stands in a suburban neighborhood, gesturing toward a woman with brown hair in a green shirt who is reading a piece of paper. He is seen face-on; she is seen from behind.
Man: OH HO! SO, YOU'RE INTO BONDAGE NOW, EH?
Caption (below panel): The restraining order is not working.
Votey:
Close-up of the same orange-haired man's face, drawn in a loose sketch style.
Man: I think if you weren't terrified of me, we'd get along really well.
A man with orange hair in an orange shirt stands in a suburban neighborhood, gesturing toward a woman with brown hair in a green shirt who is reading a piece of paper. He is seen face-on; she is seen from behind.
Man: OH HO! SO, YOU'RE INTO BONDAGE NOW, EH?
Caption (below panel): The restraining order is not working.
Votey:
Close-up of the same orange-haired man's face, drawn in a loose sketch style.
Man: I think if you weren't terrified of me, we'd get along really well.
Alt text
A man with orange hair in an orange shirt stands in a suburban street, pointing at a brown-haired woman in a green shirt (seen from behind) who is reading a sheet of paper. He says cheerfully, "Oh ho! So, you're into bondage now, eh?" A caption beneath the panel reads: "The restraining order is not working." The joke: he has reinterpreted the legal document restraining him as a sign of romantic interest. Votey (aftercomic): a loose sketch close-up of the same man's face as he adds, "I think if you weren't terrified of me, we'd get along really well."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.