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2007-07-27

Original: 2007-07-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (blonde, ponytail): GET OUT!
Man (with ponytail, blue jacket): ARE YOU CRAZY!? FIVE MINUTES AGO, YOU AGREED TO MARRY ME!
Woman: AND NOW I'M SAYING GET OUT!
Man: WHATEVER!

Caption (below panel): Hurt and confused, Todd exited the ladies room.

Votey:
Two women sit together in a restroom; one shouts toward the doorway where a man's face peers in.
Woman: YOU'RE ALL PHONIES!

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel in a tiled room. A blonde woman with a ponytail faces a man in a blue jacket who also has a ponytail. She shouts 'GET OUT!' He angrily replies, 'ARE YOU CRAZY!? FIVE MINUTES AGO, YOU AGREED TO MARRY ME!' She insists, 'AND NOW I'M SAYING GET OUT!' He snaps, 'WHATEVER!' A caption below reads: 'Hurt and confused, Todd exited the ladies room.' The joke: he was hit on and proposed marriage inside a women's restroom, and is baffled at being kicked out. Votey: A rough black-and-white drawing of two women seated together in a restroom. One yells toward the door, 'YOU'RE ALL PHONIES!' as a man's face peeks in through the doorway, continuing the bathroom-confrontation gag.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.