2007-07-24
Original: 2007-07-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Voice from inside a mausoleum/crypt labeled "WAKEFIELD": HEY! HELP! I'M NOT DEAD!
A young man in a suit standing outside, walking away: UH HUH. NICE TRY, DAD.
Caption (below panel): If we didn't care during the funeral, why would we care now?
Votey:
Close-up of the same young man's face, looking unbothered.
Voice (from off-panel, presumably the father): Be a team player, Dad!
Voice from inside a mausoleum/crypt labeled "WAKEFIELD": HEY! HELP! I'M NOT DEAD!
A young man in a suit standing outside, walking away: UH HUH. NICE TRY, DAD.
Caption (below panel): If we didn't care during the funeral, why would we care now?
Votey:
Close-up of the same young man's face, looking unbothered.
Voice (from off-panel, presumably the father): Be a team player, Dad!
Alt text
A young man in a suit and tie walks away from a stone mausoleum marked "WAKEFIELD," where a figure is visible behind a barred window. A speech bubble from inside the crypt reads "HEY! HELP! I'M NOT DEAD!" The young man replies flatly, "UH HUH. NICE TRY, DAD." Caption: "If we didn't care during the funeral, why would we care now?" Votey: a close-up of the young man's unbothered face as a voice says, "Be a team player, Dad!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.