2007-07-28
Original: 2007-07-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and a green shirt stands behind a counter or bar, frantically aiming two pistols, one in each hand, at two identical-looking blond men seen from behind in the foreground.
Woman: OH GOD! YOU LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT!
Caption (below panel): Silently, we both wondered who the hell she was.
Votey:
A crude sketch shows two small robot-like figures standing on opposite peaks of a hill or cliff, facing each other. The left robot emits the sound "FIZZLE" with squiggly lines above it. The right robot emits the sound "CRACK" with jagged lines, appearing damaged or breaking apart.
A woman with brown hair and a green shirt stands behind a counter or bar, frantically aiming two pistols, one in each hand, at two identical-looking blond men seen from behind in the foreground.
Woman: OH GOD! YOU LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT!
Caption (below panel): Silently, we both wondered who the hell she was.
Votey:
A crude sketch shows two small robot-like figures standing on opposite peaks of a hill or cliff, facing each other. The left robot emits the sound "FIZZLE" with squiggly lines above it. The right robot emits the sound "CRACK" with jagged lines, appearing damaged or breaking apart.
Alt text
A SMBC comic. In the single main panel, a woman with brown hair in a green shirt stands behind a bar, panicking as she points a pistol in each hand at two identical blond men shown from behind in the foreground. Her speech bubble reads: 'OH GOD! YOU LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT!' The caption beneath the panel reads: 'Silently, we both wondered who the hell she was.' The joke: she thinks she's caught in a doppelganger standoff, but the two men are strangers who have no idea who she is. The votey (aftercomic) is a rough black-and-white doodle of two little robot figures standing on opposite cliffs facing each other; the left one sputters 'FIZZLE' and the right one emits 'CRACK' as if breaking down.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.