2007-07-30
Original: 2007-07-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange/red hair (holding a deck of cards): So here's the idea- instead of just "cards," we have "f**kin'" cards.
Man with brown hair: What's the difference?
Man with orange/red hair: Well, you know how decks of "cards" have a three of clubs?
Below the panel, a single playing card is shown with handwritten text and club symbols in the corners:
The card reads: "F**kin' THREE OF CLUBS!"
Votey:
A playing card covered in handwritten text and little hearts:
"It's a goddamn six of fuckin' hearts, you shithead"
Man with orange/red hair (holding a deck of cards): So here's the idea- instead of just "cards," we have "f**kin'" cards.
Man with brown hair: What's the difference?
Man with orange/red hair: Well, you know how decks of "cards" have a three of clubs?
Below the panel, a single playing card is shown with handwritten text and club symbols in the corners:
The card reads: "F**kin' THREE OF CLUBS!"
Votey:
A playing card covered in handwritten text and little hearts:
"It's a goddamn six of fuckin' hearts, you shithead"
Alt text
A two-tone green comic panel shows two men talking. A man with orange-red hair, holding a deck of cards, pitches an idea to a brown-haired man: "So here's the idea- instead of just 'cards,' we have 'f**kin'' cards." The brown-haired man asks, "What's the difference?" The orange-haired man replies, "Well, you know how decks of 'cards' have a three of clubs?" Below the panel, a single playing card is shown; instead of the usual neat design, its face is scrawled in big handwriting: "F**kin' THREE OF CLUBS!" with club symbols in the corners. Votey (aftercomic): another playing card, hand-scrawled and decorated with little hearts, reading "It's a goddamn six of fuckin' hearts, you shithead." The joke is that the "f**kin' cards" are ordinary playing cards relabeled with profanity-laced, aggressively rude text.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.