2007-07-26
Original: 2007-07-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A police officer with red hair, dark sunglasses, and a badge holds a notepad while speaking to a man with brown hair (seen from behind). Behind them is a crime scene with yellow police tape, a parked car, suburban houses, and a figure walking in the background.
Officer: I've got good news and bad news - the bad news is that I have a cruel sense of irony. The good news is that your family were all kidnapped and tortured to death.
Votey:
A close-up of the smiling officer (sunglasses, badge on collar) leaning in.
Officer: Also, I shot your cat.
A police officer with red hair, dark sunglasses, and a badge holds a notepad while speaking to a man with brown hair (seen from behind). Behind them is a crime scene with yellow police tape, a parked car, suburban houses, and a figure walking in the background.
Officer: I've got good news and bad news - the bad news is that I have a cruel sense of irony. The good news is that your family were all kidnapped and tortured to death.
Votey:
A close-up of the smiling officer (sunglasses, badge on collar) leaning in.
Officer: Also, I shot your cat.
Alt text
A police officer with red hair, dark sunglasses, and a badge stands at a crime scene with yellow tape, a parked car, and suburban houses, holding a notepad and addressing a man seen from behind. The officer says: 'I've got good news and bad news - the bad news is that I have a cruel sense of irony. The good news is that your family were all kidnapped and tortured to death.' The joke is that the officer's 'cruel sense of irony' makes them frame horrific news as the good news. Votey: a close-up of the grinning officer leaning in to add, 'Also, I shot your cat.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.