2007-07-21
Original: 2007-07-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A courtroom. A bearded judge in black robes sits at the bench with a gavel. Beside him, a blonde woman in a pink shirt gestures emphatically as she speaks.
Blonde woman: "THAT IS NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER! I JUST THOUGHT HE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT A SYRINGE FULL OF WINDEX FEELS LIKE."
Caption (below panel): Ultimately, I was compelled to apologize to the foreman.
Votey:
A crudely-drawn figure hunches over, holding a knife, with a strained expression.
Figure: "SORRY!"
A courtroom. A bearded judge in black robes sits at the bench with a gavel. Beside him, a blonde woman in a pink shirt gestures emphatically as she speaks.
Blonde woman: "THAT IS NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER! I JUST THOUGHT HE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT A SYRINGE FULL OF WINDEX FEELS LIKE."
Caption (below panel): Ultimately, I was compelled to apologize to the foreman.
Votey:
A crudely-drawn figure hunches over, holding a knife, with a strained expression.
Figure: "SORRY!"
Alt text
A courtroom scene. A bearded judge in black robes sits at the bench with a gavel; beside him a blonde woman in a pink shirt gestures wildly as she protests her case. She says: "That is NOT attempted murder! I just thought he'd like to know what a syringe full of Windex feels like." A caption beneath reads: "Ultimately, I was compelled to apologize to the foreman." Votey (aftercomic): a crude sketch of a hunched figure gripping a knife with a strained, menacing face, saying "SORRY!" — implying the apology to the jury foreman was coerced at knifepoint.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.