2007-05-22
Original: 2007-05-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel. A woman with brown hair (right) speaks to a man with orange/red hair seen from behind (left), against a green background.
Woman: "Don't feel bad. You know, if it's any consolation, I'm only dumping you because I met someone compared to whom you seem like worthless scum."
Man: "Oh, that's-"
Woman: "Well, okay, two someones."
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman's face with a speech bubble.
Woman: "So far this hour."
Woman: "Don't feel bad. You know, if it's any consolation, I'm only dumping you because I met someone compared to whom you seem like worthless scum."
Man: "Oh, that's-"
Woman: "Well, okay, two someones."
Votey:
A simply-drawn woman's face with a speech bubble.
Woman: "So far this hour."
Alt text
A single-panel comic on a green background. A brown-haired woman talks to an orange-haired man shown from behind. She says, "Don't feel bad. You know, if it's any consolation, I'm only dumping you because I met someone compared to whom you seem like worthless scum." The man starts to reply, "Oh, that's-" and she cuts in, "Well, okay, two someones." In the votey aftercomic, a roughly sketched woman's face adds, "So far this hour."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.