2007-05-08
Original: 2007-05-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (yellow caption box):
PARENTING QUIZ!
Your kid got into your hallucinogenic drugs! What is the proper response?
Panel 2:
A man with flame-like orange hair in a purple shirt sits looking puzzled.
Man: I have a kid?
Votey:
A disheveled adult figure points off-panel. A small child holds a small bag/container.
Adult: Ooh, hey. You sharin'?
PARENTING QUIZ!
Your kid got into your hallucinogenic drugs! What is the proper response?
Panel 2:
A man with flame-like orange hair in a purple shirt sits looking puzzled.
Man: I have a kid?
Votey:
A disheveled adult figure points off-panel. A small child holds a small bag/container.
Adult: Ooh, hey. You sharin'?
Alt text
A two-part comic. The main panel opens with a yellow caption box reading "PARENTING QUIZ! Your kid got into your hallucinogenic drugs! What is the proper response?" Below, a man with spiky orange flame-like hair in a purple shirt sits looking confused and replies, "I have a kid?" In the votey aftercomic, a rough black-and-white sketch shows a frazzled adult pointing at a small child who is holding a little bag, the adult asking eagerly, "Ooh, hey. You sharin'?" The joke: the parent is too high to remember having a kid, and then wants in on the kid's stash.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.