2007-04-18
Original: 2007-04-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A man with curly orange hair, wearing a doctor's head mirror, sits behind a desk grinning at a patient (seen from behind, with brown hair) who is seated across from him. On the wall behind the doctor are two mounted axes, each under a labeled plaque.
Wall plaques: "HUNTIN'" (above the left axe), "DOCTORIN'" (above the right axe).
Doctor (speech balloon): "SO YOU NEED AN APPENDECTOMY?!"
Patient (thought bubble): "OH GOD..."
Caption below the panel: "I hope he remembers to use the doctorin' axe."
Votey:
The orange-haired doctor leans toward the patient, holding the axe.
Doctor: "HOLD STILL! TRY TO STICK OUT YOUR APPENDIX."
A man with curly orange hair, wearing a doctor's head mirror, sits behind a desk grinning at a patient (seen from behind, with brown hair) who is seated across from him. On the wall behind the doctor are two mounted axes, each under a labeled plaque.
Wall plaques: "HUNTIN'" (above the left axe), "DOCTORIN'" (above the right axe).
Doctor (speech balloon): "SO YOU NEED AN APPENDECTOMY?!"
Patient (thought bubble): "OH GOD..."
Caption below the panel: "I hope he remembers to use the doctorin' axe."
Votey:
The orange-haired doctor leans toward the patient, holding the axe.
Doctor: "HOLD STILL! TRY TO STICK OUT YOUR APPENDIX."
Alt text
A single-panel cartoon. A grinning doctor with curly orange hair and a head mirror sits behind a desk facing a patient shown from behind. On the wall behind him hang two mounted axes, each under a plaque: the left one labeled 'HUNTIN'' and the right one labeled 'DOCTORIN''. The doctor says, 'SO YOU NEED AN APPENDECTOMY?!' The patient thinks, 'OH GOD...' A caption below reads: 'I hope he remembers to use the doctorin' axe.' The joke: the doctor performs surgery with an axe and distinguishes only between his hunting axe and his medical one. Votey (bonus panel): the doctor leans in wielding the axe and says, 'HOLD STILL! TRY TO STICK OUT YOUR APPENDIX.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.