2007-02-10
Original: 2007-02-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A police chief in a blue uniform and cap stands at a podium, gesturing as he addresses an audience of seated recruits (also in blue police uniforms and caps, seen from behind).
Chief: "OR AS I CALL THEM, 'NATURE'S KEVLAR.'"
Caption (below panel): Chief Bellamy gave his usual speech on the importance of new recruits.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of a smiling man's face wearing a police cap.
Text (pointing to him): "But cheaper!"
A police chief in a blue uniform and cap stands at a podium, gesturing as he addresses an audience of seated recruits (also in blue police uniforms and caps, seen from behind).
Chief: "OR AS I CALL THEM, 'NATURE'S KEVLAR.'"
Caption (below panel): Chief Bellamy gave his usual speech on the importance of new recruits.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of a smiling man's face wearing a police cap.
Text (pointing to him): "But cheaper!"
Alt text
A police chief in a blue uniform stands at a podium gesturing toward an audience of seated new recruits wearing matching police uniforms and caps, shown from behind. His speech bubble reads, "Or as I call them, 'Nature's Kevlar.'" A caption below reads: "Chief Bellamy gave his usual speech on the importance of new recruits." The joke: the chief regards rookie cops as expendable human body armor. Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white close-up of a grinning recruit's face under a police cap, with a label pointing at him reading "But cheaper!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.