2007-02-14
Original: 2007-02-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (banner): TODAY WE BREAK FROM SMBC FOR A BRIEF WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS:
Panel 2:
Woman with orange hair: HONEY! ARE YOU TIRED OF USING AN OLD-FASHIONED LOW-POWERED VACUUM TO CLEAN THE CARPETS?
Man with brown hair: I SURE AM!
Woman with orange hair: WELL, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
Panel 3 (product shot): A book titled "LIVING IN FILTH: A GUIDE"
Votey:
A crude sketch on a piece of paper reading: TOILETS: NECESSARY?
Panel 2:
Woman with orange hair: HONEY! ARE YOU TIRED OF USING AN OLD-FASHIONED LOW-POWERED VACUUM TO CLEAN THE CARPETS?
Man with brown hair: I SURE AM!
Woman with orange hair: WELL, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
Panel 3 (product shot): A book titled "LIVING IN FILTH: A GUIDE"
Votey:
A crude sketch on a piece of paper reading: TOILETS: NECESSARY?
Alt text
A faux-commercial comic. A yellow banner reads "TODAY WE BREAK FROM SMBC FOR A BRIEF WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS." In the ad panel, an orange-haired woman pitches to a brown-haired man: "Honey! Are you tired of using an old-fashioned low-powered vacuum to clean the carpets?" He answers, "I sure am!" She replies, "Well, now you don't have to!" The product reveal is a book titled "LIVING IN FILTH: A GUIDE" — the punchline being the solution is to just stop cleaning. Votey: a sketchy doodle of a paper that reads "TOILETS: NECESSARY?", extending the embrace-the-filth gag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.