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2007-02-06

Original: 2007-02-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man and a red-haired woman sit at a table in a dimly lit restaurant.
Man: WOAH WOAH WOAH! I HAVEN'T MENTIONED YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT!

Panel 2 (captioned "MOMENTS PRIOR..."):
The same couple, earlier in the conversation.
Woman: YOU'RE JUST NOT VERY SENSITIVE.

Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking irritated.
Man: ...FATASS.

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic in a dim restaurant. Panel 1: a man at a table protests to a red-haired woman across from him, "WOAH WOAH WOAH! I HAVEN'T MENTIONED YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT!" Panel 2, captioned "MOMENTS PRIOR...", shows the earlier moment that prompted it: the woman says flatly, "YOU'RE JUST NOT VERY SENSITIVE." The joke is that his idea of sensitivity is merely refraining from insulting her appearance. Votey (a small black-and-white follow-up panel): a close-up of the scowling man muttering under his breath, "...FATASS."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.