2007-02-09
Original: 2007-02-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blonde woman in a pink shirt stands in a dimly lit room, gesturing pleadingly toward a brown-haired man (seen from behind, in the foreground).
Woman: TODD, I WANT A BABY!
Man (Todd): BUT HONEY, WE CAN'T-
Woman: PLEASE? PLEASE?!
Man (Todd): ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! FINE!
Caption (below panel): Reluctantly, I went to get my ski mask and shotgun.
Votey:
A rougher black-and-white sketch panel. A bald, wide-eyed person holds a gun pressed against the head of a man in profile.
Bald person: YOU SURE NOTHING ELSE TURNS YOU ON?
A blonde woman in a pink shirt stands in a dimly lit room, gesturing pleadingly toward a brown-haired man (seen from behind, in the foreground).
Woman: TODD, I WANT A BABY!
Man (Todd): BUT HONEY, WE CAN'T-
Woman: PLEASE? PLEASE?!
Man (Todd): ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! FINE!
Caption (below panel): Reluctantly, I went to get my ski mask and shotgun.
Votey:
A rougher black-and-white sketch panel. A bald, wide-eyed person holds a gun pressed against the head of a man in profile.
Bald person: YOU SURE NOTHING ELSE TURNS YOU ON?
Alt text
A single-panel comic in a dim room. A pleading blonde woman in a pink shirt gestures toward a brown-haired man (Todd), shown from behind. She says, 'TODD, I WANT A BABY!' He starts, 'BUT HONEY, WE CAN'T-' She begs, 'PLEASE? PLEASE?!' He relents: 'ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! FINE!' The caption below reads: 'Reluctantly, I went to get my ski mask and shotgun.' The joke reframes his agreement as preparing for an armed robbery to steal a baby rather than conceiving one. Votey (aftercomic, a rough black-and-white sketch): a bald, wide-eyed person holds a gun to the head of a man in profile and asks, 'YOU SURE NOTHING ELSE TURNS YOU ON?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.