2007-02-02
Original: 2007-02-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A doctor (a man in a white coat with a head mirror) holds out a bandaid toward a patient (a person with orange/blonde hair, seen from behind).
Doctor: BUT LOOK! THE BANDAID HAS DANCING CARTOON VEGETABLES ON IT!
Patient: YEAH... I GUESS SO...
Caption (below panel): I'm still not really looking forward to that lethal injection.
Votey:
The doctor, now looking a bit unsettled, speaks.
Doctor: EESH... I'M FRESH OUT OF LOLLIPOPS. IS THAT OKAY?
Doctor (smaller): HELLO?
A doctor (a man in a white coat with a head mirror) holds out a bandaid toward a patient (a person with orange/blonde hair, seen from behind).
Doctor: BUT LOOK! THE BANDAID HAS DANCING CARTOON VEGETABLES ON IT!
Patient: YEAH... I GUESS SO...
Caption (below panel): I'm still not really looking forward to that lethal injection.
Votey:
The doctor, now looking a bit unsettled, speaks.
Doctor: EESH... I'M FRESH OUT OF LOLLIPOPS. IS THAT OKAY?
Doctor (smaller): HELLO?
Alt text
A doctor in a white coat with a head mirror cheerfully holds out a bandaid to a patient (shown from behind, with orange hair), saying "But look! The bandaid has dancing cartoon vegetables on it!" The patient replies flatly, "Yeah... I guess so..." A caption beneath reads: "I'm still not really looking forward to that lethal injection" — revealing the doctor is using a child's cheerful reassurance trick on someone facing execution. Votey: the doctor, now looking uneasy, says "Eesh... I'm fresh out of lollipops. Is that okay?" then, quietly, "Hello?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.