2007-02-03
Original: 2007-02-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: JOB TIPS
~ EPISODE ONE ~
ENSURE JOB SECURITY BY MEETING YOUR FUTURE COMPETITION
Panel: A gray-haired teacher wearing glasses and a yellow polo shirt stands at a green chalkboard, holding a pointer. The silhouettes of several students' heads are visible at the bottom of the frame. On the chalkboard is written: EXACTLY THE SAME, with a drawing of a triangle, an equals sign, and a square.
Votey:
A sheet of paper labeled NON-EXISTANT with a hand-drawn circle and a diagonal line (a slash) beneath the label.
~ EPISODE ONE ~
ENSURE JOB SECURITY BY MEETING YOUR FUTURE COMPETITION
Panel: A gray-haired teacher wearing glasses and a yellow polo shirt stands at a green chalkboard, holding a pointer. The silhouettes of several students' heads are visible at the bottom of the frame. On the chalkboard is written: EXACTLY THE SAME, with a drawing of a triangle, an equals sign, and a square.
Votey:
A sheet of paper labeled NON-EXISTANT with a hand-drawn circle and a diagonal line (a slash) beneath the label.
Alt text
A yellow title banner reads "SMBC PRESENTS: JOB TIPS ~ EPISODE ONE ~ ENSURE JOB SECURITY BY MEETING YOUR FUTURE COMPETITION." Below, a gray-haired teacher in glasses and a yellow polo shirt stands at a green chalkboard, pointer in hand, lecturing to the silhouetted heads of students. The chalkboard reads "EXACTLY THE SAME" above a triangle, an equals sign, and a square — implying the lesson teaches that obviously different things are identical, so future competitors learn nothing useful. Votey: a sheet of paper labeled "NON-EXISTANT" showing a hand-drawn circle and a slash, suggesting the quality of the education provided is nonexistent.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.