2007-01-06
Original: 2007-01-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman stands at a lectern giving a lecture to a seated audience in a hall with stairs.
Woman (lecturer): "AND AS WE LOOK AT HISTORY WITH AN EYE TOWARD GENDER RELATIONS WE SEE THAT IT IS WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN BY FAR THE ENLIGHTENED, INTELLECTUAL AND ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR SEX."
A man (Todd) sits in the audience, looking distressed, shouting.
Todd: "OH COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!"
Caption (below panel): Then, to his horror, Todd realized he was not at the strip club.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman lecturer, smirking.
Woman: "OH OKAY, JUST THIS ONCE."
A woman stands at a lectern giving a lecture to a seated audience in a hall with stairs.
Woman (lecturer): "AND AS WE LOOK AT HISTORY WITH AN EYE TOWARD GENDER RELATIONS WE SEE THAT IT IS WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN BY FAR THE ENLIGHTENED, INTELLECTUAL AND ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR SEX."
A man (Todd) sits in the audience, looking distressed, shouting.
Todd: "OH COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!"
Caption (below panel): Then, to his horror, Todd realized he was not at the strip club.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman lecturer, smirking.
Woman: "OH OKAY, JUST THIS ONCE."
Alt text
A woman stands at a lectern lecturing a seated audience in a hall: "And as we look at history with an eye toward gender relations we see that it is women who have been by far the enlightened, intellectual and ultimately superior sex." A man named Todd sits in the audience looking horrified and shouts, "Oh come on! Come on! Come ON!" The caption below reads: "Then, to his horror, Todd realized he was not at the strip club." The joke is that Todd's heckling — which would suit an impatient strip-club patron — is wildly out of place at an academic lecture. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the woman lecturer, now smirking suggestively, replying, "Oh okay, just this once," as if agreeing to the strip-club request.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.