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2007-01-04

Original: 2007-01-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Young girl: Daddy.
Young girl: Is there a kitty heaven?

Panel 2:
Father: Sweetie, of course!

Panel 3:
Young girl: So Mittens is with Scruffles in heaven right now?

Panel 4:
Father: Scruffles was a dog.

Votey:
Father (shouting, with an intense expression): OBLIVION!

Alt text

A four-panel comic. A small blonde girl asks her father, "Daddy, is there a kitty heaven?" He warmly replies, "Sweetie, of course!" against a sunny sky. The girl smiles and asks, "So Mittens is with Scruffles in heaven right now?" In the final panel the father's face hardens into a glare as he flatly states, "Scruffles was a dog" — implying a separate, segregated afterlife. Votey (bonus panel): a rough black-and-white drawing of the father, eyes wild and mouth open mid-shout, yelling "OBLIVION!", suggesting the grim alternative to heaven.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.