2007-01-03
Original: 2007-01-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A red-haired woman, seen from behind/in profile, holds a yellow notepad and a pen against a blue background. She is writing a list on the pad.
The notepad reads:
IDEAS:
(1) Sleep with lot of guys
(2) Sleep with whole lot of guys
Caption (below panel): As yet, I'm still looking for that cure for herpes.
Votey:
Panel 1: A woman (left) speaks to a man (right).
Woman: "CAN I INJECT YOU WITH SOME BLOOD?"
Panel 2:
Man: "SURE, BABY."
A red-haired woman, seen from behind/in profile, holds a yellow notepad and a pen against a blue background. She is writing a list on the pad.
The notepad reads:
IDEAS:
(1) Sleep with lot of guys
(2) Sleep with whole lot of guys
Caption (below panel): As yet, I'm still looking for that cure for herpes.
Votey:
Panel 1: A woman (left) speaks to a man (right).
Woman: "CAN I INJECT YOU WITH SOME BLOOD?"
Panel 2:
Man: "SURE, BABY."
Alt text
Main comic: A red-haired woman in profile, viewed from behind, sits writing on a yellow notepad with a pen against a blue background. Her notepad is headed "IDEAS:" and lists two numbered items, both essentially the same: "(1) Sleep with lot of guys" and "(2) Sleep with whole lot of guys." The caption beneath reads: "As yet, I'm still looking for that cure for herpes" - the joke being that her two ideas for curing her herpes are just to have sex with more and more people, which would only spread it. Votey: A rough black-and-white two-panel sketch. A woman asks a man, "CAN I INJECT YOU WITH SOME BLOOD?" and he casually replies, "SURE, BABY," reinforcing the gag about her cluelessly transmitting an infection.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.