2006-12-10
Original: 2006-12-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A nun stands amid red and purple flames in Hell, looking confused. A horned devil figure faces her.
Nun: "HEY! WHY AM I IN HELL?!"
Devil: "REMEMBER THAT PHRASE YOU WERE ALWAYS USING?"
Devil: "GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS?"
Devil: "BINGO."
Votey:
A bald man wearing a clerical collar (a priest) stands in the clouds, mouth open in shock.
Priest: "WHAT THE?!"
A nun stands amid red and purple flames in Hell, looking confused. A horned devil figure faces her.
Nun: "HEY! WHY AM I IN HELL?!"
Devil: "REMEMBER THAT PHRASE YOU WERE ALWAYS USING?"
Devil: "GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS?"
Devil: "BINGO."
Votey:
A bald man wearing a clerical collar (a priest) stands in the clouds, mouth open in shock.
Priest: "WHAT THE?!"
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A nun stands amid red and purple flames in Hell, looking baffled, facing a dark horned devil. She demands, "Hey! Why am I in Hell?!" The devil replies, "Remember that phrase you were always using? God works in mysterious ways?" Then: "Bingo." The joke: she's been damned by her own catchphrase, the mystery being that even she didn't deserve Heaven. Votey: A bald priest in a clerical collar stands in the clouds (apparently in Heaven), mouth agape in shock, exclaiming "What the?!" — reacting to the same unfair, mysterious divine logic.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.