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2006-11-07

Original: 2006-11-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A grinning older man in an orange shirt and blue jacket leans toward a blonde woman who looks deeply uncomfortable. He speaks in a large speech bubble.
Man: "HEY SUGAR-ASS, WHY DON'T YOU ASS YOUR WAY ON OVER HERE, AND ASS YOUR ASS IN THIS CHAIR?"

Caption (below panel): Shortly before the first sexual harassment laws were enacted, many bosses tried to make up for lost time.

Votey:
A crude sketch-style drawing of a man's face speaking.
Man: "Please asscuse my behavior"

Alt text

A color comic panel: a grinning older man in an orange shirt and blue jacket leans toward a blonde woman who looks repulsed and miserable. His speech bubble crams the word 'ass' into every possible spot: 'HEY SUGAR-ASS, WHY DON'T YOU ASS YOUR WAY ON OVER HERE, AND ASS YOUR ASS IN THIS CHAIR?' A caption below reads: 'Shortly before the first sexual harassment laws were enacted, many bosses tried to make up for lost time.' Votey (aftercomic): a crude hand-drawn sketch of a man's face saying, 'Please asscuse my behavior,' working 'ass' into the word 'excuse.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.