2006-11-06
Original: 2006-11-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
An elderly man stands at a podium/lectern gesturing toward a large yellow diagram board behind him.
Text on the diagram board:
FIG 27
[a March of Progress evolution sequence: a slumped ape progressing through intermediate hominids to an upright walking human figure]
SLUT.
YOUR MOM (written along the horizontal baseline of the chart)
Caption (below panel): Tensions mount at the creationism-evolution debate.
Votey:
Close-up of the elderly man's angry, scowling face. A speech bubble reads: "She's the one on the left."
An elderly man stands at a podium/lectern gesturing toward a large yellow diagram board behind him.
Text on the diagram board:
FIG 27
[a March of Progress evolution sequence: a slumped ape progressing through intermediate hominids to an upright walking human figure]
SLUT.
YOUR MOM (written along the horizontal baseline of the chart)
Caption (below panel): Tensions mount at the creationism-evolution debate.
Votey:
Close-up of the elderly man's angry, scowling face. A speech bubble reads: "She's the one on the left."
Alt text
An old man in a green sweater stands at a debate podium, pointing back at a large yellow scientific diagram. The diagram is labeled "FIG 27" and shows the classic "March of Progress" evolution sequence, from a hunched ape on the left progressing to an upright human figure on the right, labeled "SLUT." Along the baseline of the chart is written "YOUR MOM." Caption: "Tensions mount at the creationism-evolution debate." Votey: a close-up of the same man's furious, scowling face, saying, "She's the one on the left" — clarifying that he means the ape end of the chart is the insulted mother.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.