2006-11-04
Original: 2006-11-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel)
A woman with red hair and glasses, wearing a green tank top, sits across a table from a man with brown hair wearing a dark blue sweater. She holds up a piece of paper toward him.
Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER?!
Man: HEY, I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE, BUT NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
Text written on the paper the man holds:
I = AWESOME
YOU = -AWESOME
∴ I + YOU = 0
Caption (below the comic): My corollary proof that "I - You = Double Awesome" did little to dry his tears.
Votey:
A crude drawing of a sad, frowning face. Handwritten text above it reads:
You + You = DOUBLE SUCK
A woman with red hair and glasses, wearing a green tank top, sits across a table from a man with brown hair wearing a dark blue sweater. She holds up a piece of paper toward him.
Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER?!
Man: HEY, I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE, BUT NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
Text written on the paper the man holds:
I = AWESOME
YOU = -AWESOME
∴ I + YOU = 0
Caption (below the comic): My corollary proof that "I - You = Double Awesome" did little to dry his tears.
Votey:
A crude drawing of a sad, frowning face. Handwritten text above it reads:
You + You = DOUBLE SUCK
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A red-haired woman in glasses and a green tank top sits across a table from a brown-haired man in a blue sweater, who holds up a sheet of paper between them. She demands, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER?!" He replies, "HEY, I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE, BUT NUMBERS DON'T LIE." The paper shows a mathematical proof: "I = AWESOME, YOU = -AWESOME, therefore I + YOU = 0." A caption below reads: "My corollary proof that 'I - You = Double Awesome' did little to dry his tears." The votey (bonus panel) is a crude drawing of a glum, frowning face with handwritten text above it reading "You + You = DOUBLE SUCK."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.