2006-11-09
Original: 2006-11-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
An angry balding man in a brown suit leans forward, pointing down at the floor and shouting.
Angry man: "YOU CALL THAT A CLEAN FLOOR?!"
He swings a round gold medal on a ribbon, striking a well-dressed man (in a vest, bow tie, and white gloves, holding a cane) across the side of the head.
Sound effect: "BAM!"
Caption (below panel): I finally found a use for that Nobel Peace Prize.
Votey:
A close-up of the well-dressed man's face, rattled from the blow, with a bow tie at his collar.
Text: "Gold is really dense"
An angry balding man in a brown suit leans forward, pointing down at the floor and shouting.
Angry man: "YOU CALL THAT A CLEAN FLOOR?!"
He swings a round gold medal on a ribbon, striking a well-dressed man (in a vest, bow tie, and white gloves, holding a cane) across the side of the head.
Sound effect: "BAM!"
Caption (below panel): I finally found a use for that Nobel Peace Prize.
Votey:
A close-up of the well-dressed man's face, rattled from the blow, with a bow tie at his collar.
Text: "Gold is really dense"
Alt text
Comic: An enraged balding man in a brown suit jabs a finger toward the floor and yells "YOU CALL THAT A CLEAN FLOOR?!" while swinging a round gold medal on a ribbon, smacking a fancy gloved man in a vest and bow tie across the head with a loud "BAM!" Caption below: "I finally found a use for that Nobel Peace Prize." The joke: the peace prize is being used as a bludgeon. Votey (aftercomic): a sketchy close-up of the struck man's dazed face with the note "Gold is really dense" — explaining why the gold medal makes such an effective weapon.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.