2006-11-05
Original: 2006-11-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A Santa Claus figure (blue suit and hat instead of red, orange beard and hair) points at two children standing in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
Santa: "HEY KIDS! I'M HERE TO SAY 'NOBODY LOVES YOU!' AND NOW TO CRAP ON YOUR PILLOWS! HO HO HO!"
Caption (below panel): Sadly, this Christmas we were visited by the other Santa Claus.
Votey:
A close-up of the blue Santa's face.
Santa: "NOW MAKE ME COOKIES."
A Santa Claus figure (blue suit and hat instead of red, orange beard and hair) points at two children standing in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
Santa: "HEY KIDS! I'M HERE TO SAY 'NOBODY LOVES YOU!' AND NOW TO CRAP ON YOUR PILLOWS! HO HO HO!"
Caption (below panel): Sadly, this Christmas we were visited by the other Santa Claus.
Votey:
A close-up of the blue Santa's face.
Santa: "NOW MAKE ME COOKIES."
Alt text
A Santa Claus in a blue suit and hat with bright orange hair and beard points cheerfully at two small children standing before a decorated Christmas tree. His speech bubble reads: "Hey kids! I'm here to say 'nobody loves you!' and now to crap on your pillows! Ho ho ho!" The caption underneath says, "Sadly, this Christmas we were visited by the other Santa Claus" (with "other" emphasized). Votey: a close-up of the blue Santa's smug face as he says, "Now make me cookies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.